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Hax (Aziz) has this running joke about—so you know how in Megaman, in the Megaman Show, it's like, 'the year is 20xx . . .'
So Aziz's thing is like, 'the year is 20xx, everyone plays Fox . . .'
And there's this whole postapocalyptic universe that is built off of Fox being the only viable character left . . .
Humanity has reached its pinnacle . . .
The peasants are living in. . . poverty . . .
And there's these monasteries where these fox monks just levitate and TAS Fox with one character and with one hand, and win a tournament with the other . . .
And the tournament metagame has gotten to this point where everything is played out to theoretical perfection, so they Rock Paper Scissors for port priority, and that's the set . . .
And everyone gets really excited about the port priority RPS . . .
So RPS's metagame has really evolved to where it's really just like RPS tournaments are now . . .
And that's the world we live in in the year 20xx, so . . . we have warriors like Kevin Toy and Europhoria desperately trying to prevent the apocalypse, the Fox Apocalypse, from happening . . . with their Marths . . .
Lucky has a good soul.