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Post » Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:38 pm

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Post » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:51 pm

Seeing as this is fast becoming a parent hacks thread, I thought I would share my 'keep your hands in the trolley when shopping' strategy. Early on I told both kids that all the security cameras around the shopping centers were owned by Santa and he used them to see who is naughty or nice. For added weight, tell them the Easter bunny uses them too.
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Post » Tue Dec 01, 2015 4:10 pm

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the missus used this 'call from santa' app on our youngest. she thought about it for a while afterwards then whispered to me "he's spying on us"

i told someone at work about the app the next day, she said "oh we told ours santa wasn't real when she was 3. we have a friend who is still upset at his parents for deceiving him". same for the easter bunny and tooth fairy.
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Post » Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:54 pm

Seeing as this is fast becoming a parent hacks thread, I thought I would share my 'keep your hands in the trolley when shopping' strategy. Early on I told both kids that all the security cameras around the shopping centers were owned by Santa and he used them to see who is naughty or nice. For added weight, tell them the Easter bunny uses them too.
You can always teach the kids about Krampus. :)
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:41 pm

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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:15 pm

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Post » Thu Dec 03, 2015 8:29 pm

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Post » Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:11 pm

i know i shouldn't have laughed, but I did.
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