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Post » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:03 pm

[Movie] Maleficent (2014)

Not really my thing... but was dragged by the balls to see this one over the weekend.

[One-liner]
- Sleeping Beauty
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with the twist from Frozen
[Plot]
- It's pretty much just Sleeping Beauty...
- Maleficent is like Super Saiyan of the Fairies
- Gets befriended then betrayed by Sharlto Copley who steals her wings to gain the throne of the Humans
- Maleficent gets salty and casts a curse on their first-born that on the day of her 16th birthday she'll prick her finger and fall asleep forever...
- Only an act of true love will wake her
- Gradually grows to like the child and wishes she'd never cast the spell
- Insert Prince + "twist"
- etc etc

[Pros]
- Kind of funny in places
- And cute too, especially the younger versions of Aurora (several of the audience were "awww" 'ing when the baby was being shown)
- Effects (especially when flying around the place) were alright

[Cons]
- Did they know about Frozen when making this? I assume so... but you can almost swap the endings of these movies and they're pretty much identical...
- Acting was pretty average... Jolie especially just seemed like she didn't want to be in the movie...
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the theatre started laughing when she wakes up after having her wings stolen... the crying was just pure cheese
[Rating]
2.5 KFC buckets out of 5, although again really not my thing...
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Post » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:17 pm

Jesus KFC, you're across every movie lately
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Post » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:02 pm

:yellow_laugh:

Yeah you're not wrong right now.

This was one I was trying to let go through to the keeper though...
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Post » Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:10 pm

Was also dragged along to ths and it wasn't as fucking bad as i was expecting but oh my god that crying, I started browsing my instagram feed when that shit strarted.
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Post » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:00 pm

I liked this movie. Angelina played her part so sexc I wanted to bang her
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