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Post » Sun Aug 18, 2013 6:57 pm

[Movie] Sharknado (2013)

Had a bunch of friends over last night to watch Sharknado.

IMDB gives this a 3.7 which I think is completely unfair... This movie is meant to be stupid, unbelievable and while it's classified as 'horror-sci fi' it's really more 'disaster/comedy'. Although it's got crap actors, completely unrealistic situations and defies the laws on physics in every second scene... that's the whole point. Noone involved in this is thinking "this is brilliant drama!"... except maybe Tara Reid, she probably thought it was real while it was being filmed.

I've watched movies with friends before where we've been pretty 'meh' by the end, but this had us laughing at the stupidity of it the whole way through and it was thoroughly entertaining.

I can't even really rate it considering what it is - I definitely do not regret watching it as we all had a blast, that said, it would probably never be replayed :)
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Post » Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:17 pm

I've heard similar things about it and I've been considering giving it a download. Sound hilariously terrible.
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Post » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:12 pm

i remember watching parts of this while puking my guts out after shots of gin
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Post » Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:29 pm

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Post » Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:06 pm

the age of the parents/kids in that movie was somewhat off. much like the waterlines and the australian with the english accent it's one of the many failures to be enjoyed. it goes with the territory.
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surely when he leapt into the shark at the end, chainsaw first, it would've harmed the girl inside it *nerd snort*
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Post » Mon Aug 19, 2013 2:55 am

how can you not like a movie that includes scenes such as
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Post » Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:53 am

I'm more surprised with how good his vertical leap is whilst holding a chainsaw...
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Post » Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:56 am

I have to agree with Petty here, that first gif gives it an automatic 3 stars IMO
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Post » Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:17 am

10/10 most laughs per minute from a movie in a long time.
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